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Good Morning People,

On popular demand, I bring to you today's edition of ' Your Daily News'.
Please note, yesterday being Ramnavami, many of my reliable and credible sources of information did not report at all. So, you will have to put up only with some serious gossip. Apologies.

Elections in Calcutta are near. I got the entire front wall of my house painted for free. But the crooks wrote something in Bengali and fled.

Lunch these days is never coming on time. I have complained to the authorities. Unfortunately, my uncle was at the receiving end. He does not talk to me any more.

Yesterday, we had fun at the Chamri. Only, the host, Vikram was missing. We had to convince Bansi da to give us his share to eat for dinner. Vikram, I learnt later, ate muri with Uncle Chips.

Today, it is very hot outside. But we will still not give up on the juice and pan we have after lunch. Rahul has been kind enough to bring oranges and betel leaf from gariahat market.

Yesterday, Aditya made Lord Shiva wait patiently for almost an hour. He was hogging my share of Vikram's dinner.

Today, everybody in office is very quiet. Excitement or planning for the weekend, I do not know. But, when I stood up from the little ' Gupta Corner', I realised there were only three people around. One of which was Latif.

I happen to bump into colleagues these days mostly in the wash room. They call it coincidence. I think it is the strong air conditioning.

I am eagerly looking forward to some break from the serious stuff I indulge in these days. My manager read my mind. He is giving me my new assignment very soon.

Lastly, people, please take this mail very seriously. It will help you focus and concentrate better.

Warm Regards,
Abhishek Gupta.